I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss.
but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.
well to be fair that’ll make someone squeal too
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